FIFA Apology Rules!

FIFA Tournament with your mates? Make it more interseting with "Apology Rules".

These rules have been conjoured up by the FIFA community and spread through the FIFA 12 Apology Rules Facebook Page which can be found here !

First rule of FIFA, you lose and face the consequences!

Lose by the following and face up to the forfeit;
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5 - Write a letter to your opponent praising them for their brilliance.

6 - You must act as though your opponent is God the next time you see him.

7 - You must make your opponent a certificate explaining how he beat you by seven goals and played so well.

8 - You must be the slave of your opponent for an hour.

9 - You write a letter to your family explaining how you have let them down and are an embarrassment to the family.

10 - You must send a Moonpig apology to your opponent explaining why it happened and how it'll never happen again.

11 - You write a letter to the queen explaining why your opponent deserves a knighthood.

12 - You must play the next game fully naked in the living room.

13 - You have to go to your next door neighbours and start describing the game in its full detail, minute, by minute and where fundamentally you went wrong, if they shut the door move on to the next house and pick up where you left off.

14 - The person must wear a custom t-shirt, designed by the winner, it must have on the back, " I lost by 14 on Fifa 12 " on the front, it can have what ever the winner desires. The loser must then walk around town explaining to 14 different people why they have lost so badly and get them to sign the t-shirt. A picture must then be uploaded to facebook with the T-shirt on for further abuse.

15 - You must send a letter to EA explaining in great detail why you lost by 15 goals and how they should make a special version of Fifa for people like you.

20 - You are not allowed to play FIFA 12, ever, ever, EVER again.

The rule that MY personal friends and I play is that we press the 'randomise' button 13 times, whatever team you land on, you keep. FOr instance i may get Real Madrid, while my opponent will get Nottingham Forest.

Another rule that we play is that you may only score 'jew goals' when you have the weaker or worse team.

FIFA Tournament coming tonight ! Stay Tuned !